Fake Pee In The Parking Lot?

Scenario: Someone thinks they are going to test positive on a drug test (because they've likely used drugs recently)  so they go to some Ghetto Tattoo or Smoke shop  to pick up one of these fake urine kits. 

This "Magnum Detox" kit includes: 

1. A Squirt Bottle
   
2. Some Synthetic Urine
3. A Heating Pad
4. Detailed Instructions (which probably tell you not to drink the "Magnum Detox" fake pee)
5. A Quality Guarantee!  
6. And... Toll Free Support ... oK

Fake Pee is 100% Guaranteed Quality, Tommy Boy Style! 

People try to cheat with this stuff on a daily basis here in Las Vegas. Don't be fooled folks!  While you may be able to get away with giving this type of sample at some labs, American Toxicology will catch you. And clearly this Novelty Synthetic Urine states on the box that it is "FOR LEGAL USE ONLY".  So please, make sure you only use it legally.

If you are going to use this legally at American Toxicology, please keep your receipt because you may have a speculative complaint against their "100% Guaranteed Quality" that probably won't win you anything from but more humility and embarrassment when you call to get some testing records back from your employer.  Good Times!