5/20/2013 2 Comments
Fake Pee In The Parking Lot?
Scenario: Someone thinks they are going to test positive on a drug test (because they've likely used drugs recently) so they go to some Ghetto Tattoo or Smoke shop to pick up one of these fake urine kits.
This "Magnum Detox" kit includes:
Fake Pee is 100% Guaranteed Quality, Tommy Boy Style!
People try to cheat with this stuff on a daily basis here in Las Vegas. Don't be fooled folks! While you may be able to get away with giving this type of sample at some labs, American Toxicology will catch you. And clearly this Novelty Synthetic Urine states on the box that it is "FOR LEGAL USE ONLY". So please, make sure you only use it legally.
If you are going to use this legally at American Toxicology, please keep your receipt because you may have a speculative complaint against their "100% Guaranteed Quality" that probably won't win you anything from but more humility and embarrassment when you call to get some testing records back from your employer. Good Times!
10/29/2013 01:54:27 am
Dear cocky $8/hour lab tech- I hereby challenge you to post a link to the comment you have posted on your site from someone saying the Quick Fix didn't work at your lab. It seems pretty obvious you made the whole thing up as a marketing ploy for people to come to your "smaller" lab. After all, there's no way you could prove your claim that you can detect a synthetic other than posting a video of your lab using a synthetic, testing it, and then producing results saying it's a synthetic right? Maybe you could do that? I call bullsh!t. I passed a test at your lab using Quick Fix not two weeks ago.
10/29/2013 02:47:16 am
Well mr. "Johnny Ryall" we welcome you to come forward and prove your claim that you passed less than two weeks ago. What is your real name? I guess it doesn't matter (since you already disproved your integrity when you attempted to cheat your drug test a few weeks ago).
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